Today I thought to myself about this subject. I pondered and pondered it over and over again…. ( Is there such a thing as a monogamous relationship?) I begin this by giving a bias view from a male whores perspective. When it comes to relationships; I suck. I have cheated on every single female that I have ever been involved with. Plenty of times I have said that I love them and went to another womans house later that night. Plenty of times have I looked in their eyes and sheltered them with my warm embraces while all the while I am thinking of building my stable [ Talking to more hoes!!]
I seem to feel that a relationship is nothing more than what it is! A figment of imagination, just words or better yet 12 letters in some random order that seems to make cent$ to the human brain. I guess one can assume that I am always in a open relationship!!! While my partners are always in a serious relationship. ( I guess I just keep missing the memo!!) I just can’t seem to pin point why I cheat with no remorse or concern for the female in my life at that time. I have slept with multiple women in the same day and only used a rubber with one of them( I think 5 to be exact) . I mean they were all in some sort of agreement with me ( Girlfriend, monogamous partners, etc. / Once again I missed the memo!!!)
One was the high school sweet heart from back home (old faithful). Two; the girl I talked to back home that was still at home with her moms. Three; My new girlfriend, the one on campus!!! Four; the girl I had a mutual understanding with ,who didnt know I had a girl. five; the slut! ( she just aint give a damn and neither did I) . So it begins like this; I wake up clean one sunday morning. Go to church with my girlfriend from back home and eat with my fam. Go back andsee her fam, get some Ass in the ride. But I have to tell her I have to cut it short to get back to campus so I can study. Say my goodbyes I love you blah blah ( So Im done round 3.)
I head down to the girl who stay swith her mama. Mama aint back from church yet. Im smashing her all over the living room. ( THINK!!! IM DOING ALL THIS FUCKING AND AIN’T REACHED FOR A CONDOM YET) . So I finish her off and say I got to get back to study once again.. (I LOVE COLLEGE AND THE EXCUSES YOU CAN MAKE UP.) I arrive back on campus. Greeted by my rich bitch aka my girl on campus. She ain’t seen me all weekend because she has to study for a midterm. She makes time to see PAPI… Once again Im smashing ( No rubber) . So yea girl number three gets two other girls pussy juice in they coochie as well as when I kiss them! ( YOU DAMN RIGHT I EAT PUSSY, MAYBE A LITTLE ASS DEPENDING ON HOW I FEEL!!!!!) ( YEA IT SEEMS TO GET WORST FOR THE LAST FEW LADIES LOL)
So Its nine o’clock she returns back to her dorm to study some more and I hit up my mutual agreement hoe. Now Im not expecting to fuck again, Im a amazed no one has noticed the smell of the other females on my dick? But hey fuck it ( O WELL, THEY DUMB AS HELL ANYWAY!!) So Im chillin and trippin with this bitch. Next thing I know she puts in a flick [ PORNO FOR YOU SPONGE BOB NIGGAS.] Now my dick is a little swollen shit, I’m tired as hell but this bitch talk to her friends and I can’t get known as the nigga who cant get it up or a KORN BALL NIGGA. So I look at the red bone bitch on tv and imagine Im fucking her . Mission complete she happy, Im happy. Its around 11:15PM she bounces to her dorm cause she got a 8am.
Now my phone rings its the slut. Yea she got boned by all the football players and the greeks but no reg niggas. Its a once and a life time chance. So I go down and let her in. She lays on my bed. ( IF A BITCH EVER LAY DOWN IN MY BED, IM FUCKING!!!) So i go down on her and I come up and im about to stick my shit all in her. Give her the best I got. ( HELL YEAH IM TIRED, MY DICK IS SWOLLEN. SHIT IT EVEN LOOKS A LITTLE PURPLE BY NOW.) She pushed me back on the bed and starting slobbing on a nigga chumpy. Put the ruber on with her mouth and all ( YEA I KNOW THATS ODD THE SLUT IS THE FIRST ONE TO THINK ABOUT A RUBBER ALLL DAMN DAY// KINDA DISAPPOINTED I HADN’T USED ONE YET) ( OH WELL!!!) We do what we do and damn yo Im not feeling shit. Im so swollen I cant feel shit( OR MAYBE SHE WAS THAT WORN OUT). never the less a nigga gets saved by a door tap at 12:00am.. Its My RA coming by to tell me she got to go! So we kiss and say our good byes. THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS THAT I HAD NO REMORSE!!! I WAS IN 2 RELATIONSHIPS, 2 SO CALLED MONOGAMOUS SITUATIONS!!!
If you ask me its fiction. Fuck a brain, Id rather follow my dick and give him all the pussy he wants!!!
Ps. I aint dumb no more, I Strapp up tight now a days.. Aids is no joke!
