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Skeet, CuM Wipes

The topic of this evening is: SKEEMING SKEEZERS!!!!

So today while at work I was talking with a co-worker. Comes to find out that he and I grew up in the same area. We go on conversing I think nothing much of it till he remarks ” Damn this Bitch *&^%%  keeps blowing me up!”  I find it funny; so he begins to tell me her story. He begins by saying he  met her at a party a few weeks ago. He figured she was a good girl since his  home girl ( Cutt Buddy) introduced him to her!  ( Some niggas got all the luck!!!!) 

 But anyways I m working and barely listening till he remarks about a tattoo on her  hip!  Could it be two *&^%% ’s with the same tattoo?  Naw; so I poke and prod further!  A lil boy huh?  hmmm in the same sorority?  We both realize its the same female.   He met her a week after I did!  Now don’t get me wrong I don’t care that she is messing with others; JUST BE REAL ABOUT IT!!!! 

So we start to compare notes…. we get the same messages every day seconds apart! 1) GOOD MORNING SEXY!!! 2) I HOPE YOUR AFTERNOON IS GOING WELL, I’M THINKING OF YOU!!!  3) HOW IS WORK??? Man this skeeming skeezer is the worst! She gave us both the same story too! Her boyfriend cheated and did her so wrong. They were engaged. she is looking for a good man. Potential father figure to her lil man. Got her own car, crib, three jobs and in school. She is a good girl dont drink  etc and hasn’t had sex in three months.

We give her the benefit of the doubt . Maybe she will be honest and say that she is fucking multiple guys.  Cool no love lost, were not in a relationship. ( Can’t really say I’m ready for a READY MADE FAMILY).  So we decide to ask her separately during the day what does she want from us.. I be damn the same message  to both of us ( I would not have slept with you the first night if there was no chemistry, or SWALLOWED!!! Your the only guy I have been with since January)  She goes on to say that she wants to be in a relationship.  We go back to work and think about how exactly we want to play this out. 

He runs to me a little before 3.. Yo Cent$, Yea.. son she fucked my homeboy two days ago outside of a party. She told me she was sleep.  I seen her the next day and we went to church together. He replies she told me she was with her sorority sisters…. and came over about 4am ( SMASH MISSION).  So we both decide  to play this out  but to make sure we  always go double strapped ( THE GOLD WRAPPER) .  

 He beats after work today he sent me a black berry message.  She came over to my house around 8pm. She senses something is wrong because I wont kiss her.  She goes down on me to get me to lighten up.  ( Like I’m a turn head down from the big ass DSL’s ( Dick Suckin Lips)  I ask her can I come on her face? She hesitantly says don’t get it in my hair!  The whole time I’m thinking this nasty BITCH!!!  But I’m a DAWG so I cum a little in her face and mostly in her funky ass tracks.  Now she is pissed!!!!!!!  She cursing me out by now ! I guess CUM can mess ya hair up like water or what not ( but its fucking tracks) .  its all on her weave  and the more she combs the deeper it gets and the nappier it looks! She ask me why did I do that? I reply who is….. *&^0% #$^ She’s stunned and walks out! …. to be continued……………………

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