Archive for April, 2009

Wiz Khalifa- Flight School The Mixtape

Posted in Music with tags , , on April 28, 2009 by ESPheN

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Very dope mixtape from an artist on the rise out of Pittsburgh…Check it out!!

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=2KNB5D2V

Ms. Old Faithful

Posted in P.U.S.S.Y. on April 28, 2009 by TheChoosinOne

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Because of the recent post By YunginThaFlyOne on the topic of squirting/female ejaculation, I decided to post one (AND ONLY ONE) of my stories dealing with a female who was skilled at this wonder of the world. I’m not going to lie I wasn’t about to post a blog on this but the fans said they wanted more lol. As I say in ALL of my posts time has no relevance and all names have been covered to protect the innocent and the guilty. Lets proceed.

It was Friday Night and my girl (at the time) and I  had been partying a lil harder than usual. I can’t remember the reason but we both were pretty liq’d. We left the club and came back to her place  to wind down, get it poppin, and get some rest becuz I knew my head my going to be hurting in the morn. So we took a shower together got freshn’d up and hopped in the bed. Honestly, I wasn’t even that eager to have sex that night; its 4am in the morning I’m pretty much half dead as it is. So we’re laying there and she starts messing with my dick and kissing on my neck and stuff (It’s amazing how females come out of their freaky shell when alcohol is in them) basically tellin me she wants me to beat it up proper like. At this point I’m ready for action and she starts giving me some head. She sucks it for like 8mins - Deep-throating it and all. So i’m thinking damn she wants me to eat her out now  but no that wasn’t the case. After she sucks it she puts the condom on (Shoutout to Trojan Magnums) and hops on tha dick real slow like. *Quick Side Note* This chick could ride tha dick like a rodeo champ she had skills lol. So she rides for about 5mins and I’m ready to get on top and fold them legs back to the headboard real porn-star like. So I’m terrorizing the pussy she screaming and everything. So after about 10mins of straight non-stop pile driving and giving her that Pa-Yow she wants to get back on top so I’m like cool less work for me. This is where it gets interesting lol.

She’s back on top and starts hoppin on my dick with her feet flat on the bed and leaning forward with her hands on my chest. I Have to say that this is one of the best positions created by female-kind. She’s bouncing hard as fuck and i’m holding on for dear life not to nut cuz she’s going hard. All of a sudden she starts panting real hard and loud and I try to see her face (the lights are real low so I only see glimpses of it) and shes like i’m bout to cum. So I start talkin dirty and shit like ”Yea baby cum on my dick” and all that lol but she wasn’t acting her usual. I can feel her pussy muscles tightening up more than usual and she starts SCREAMING.

All of sudden it happens………………….SPLASH!

I feel this hot liquid squirtin on my stomach and leaking all down my balls and thighs. I mean shes in full Mariah Carey high note mode and it lasts for like 10 secs. After she squirts she plops straight down on me and I’m in total awe. I’m laughin my ass off and just amazed at what happened. All I’ m thinking is the fact I made this chick squirt; King-Dingaling Status. I get up and do my Baby-Boy Beat it up Dance lol. She’s looking all dazed and says “Thats the first time I’ve ever squirted…from dick” (She later told me her ex could eat her out and make her squirt but never fuck and do it, sucks for him). So we get up and the sheets are soaked and they also have a very slight scent of urine……did she just piss on me?

I hopped back in the shower cuz the the thought was getting to me. She just did a wash off with the rag and kept it moving.

After that we change the sheets and she lays back down and falls asleep almost instantly. I’m laying beside her and thinking real hard about what happened. It was crazy watching it but the fact that it might have been piss squirtin on me had me slightly upset. I stop thinking about it and fall asleep with a grin on my face.

The next day we wake up and talk about what happened last night. After a few minutes of talking I had to ask her “Did you piss when you squirted?” She chuckled and said “I dont even know”. Still left confused. She cooks breakfast and shortly after I leave to go back home.

After all that thinking, I’m convinced it was some kind of liquid with traces of urine in it (Just like it said in the post Yungin did). Would I let another girl squirt on me? In a heartbeat. I swear I love women too much.

Until Next Time Keep It Playa.

TheChoosinOne

Mike Posner and The Brain Trust-A Matter of Time

Posted in Music with tags , , , , on April 26, 2009 by YunginThaFlyOne

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DJ Benzi & Don Cannon present one of the best mixtapes of 2009 (so far, obviously). This shit definitely gets a Shake stamp of approval. Mike Posner and The Brain Trust do a great job on fusing pop/R&B/hip hop. Benzi on the mixing, Cannon on the hosting and guest spots from Big Sean, Donnis, Jackie Chain & Eric Holljes……oh and he’s from Michigan!!!!

Mike Posner-Matter of Time Click Here

Currensy-This Ain’t No Mixtape

Posted in Music with tags , , , , , , , on April 26, 2009 by YunginThaFlyOne

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Currensy is a former No Limit and Young Money/Cash Money artist from New Orleans, and also a member of the XXL’s 2008/2009 Freshmen Class

Currensy-This Ain’t No Mixtape Click Here

Music to Live life to pt.1

Posted in Music with tags , , , , , , , , on April 25, 2009 by TheChoosinOne

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I realized that at almost every moment of my life I have music playing somewhere. When I’m at home I usually have the computer speakers blastin, when I’m in the car the radio’s blasting, When i’m out and about i’ll have my iphone blasting and when that’s not blasting I’m bobbing my head to the ringtones of incoming calls.  I decided to compile a list of what music I feel is best suited for the different aspects of my life. Lets Proceed.

Music to play when you’re breaking up with your Girl:
Donnell Jones – Where I wanna be.
I’ll be honest there have been only two chicks in my life who I really cared and loved and when we broke up I had to have some music to get through it. The reason why I’m not with them is because I didn’t want to be locked down. You know those feelings where you just don’t know where you want to be at in your life. Well Donnell Jones said it perfectly in that joint. All time favorite.

Music to play when you’re getting back with your Girl:
Donnell Jones – Where you are (is where I wanna be)
Musiq – Teach me how to love

Yea Donnell Jones had to go back up there lol. When I would get back with my girl (you know how niggas would break up and get back together with his girl) these songs are good to play when pleading your case with her. Where you are is a great song and really speaks of what a man is thinkin when he feels he needs his girl in his life. I like Teach me how to love because honestly, I’m kind of cluessless when it comes to love. I guess thats just the nigga in me fighting the honest black man who wants to be good.

Albums to Play When Ridin Solo on a long trip:
Kanye West – College Dropout
Lupe Fiasco – Food & Liquor
John Legend – Get Lifted

During my college years I had a lot of back and fourth trips from home so ridin I had to have albums that I could pop in, put on track one, and let it ride all the way through with no skippage. Kanye West’s  College Dropout has to be one of the best albums ever. I wore that cd out. Every song on that album could have been a radio single and with the millions of albums sold off of that record I couldn’t have been the only one thinking that. Lupe Fiasco, to me, is in the Top 5 emcee’s of all time. When I first heard Food & Liquor I knew it was going to be something special. From kick push to He say she say to Hurt Me Soul every song has a purpose and meaning. I actually bought 2 copies of this cd one for the car and one for the crib. Great Music. I’ll be honest R&B isn’ t really my cup of tea; I rarely listen to a whole cd of singing. John Legend’s Get Lifted is definitely the exception. From the start of the Prelude to the last track Live it Up, Get Lifted is a melodic fantasy ride that captures every mood and emotion a guy goes through.  I have to put it in the Top 10 of greatest R&B albums created.

So there you have it for part 1. I’ll prolly end up making 10 parts to this because as I said earlier Music is my life. I think I need to create a theme song for myself.

Until next time Keep it Playa.

TheChoosinOne

21 Questions

Posted in Funny Ish on April 25, 2009 by Mach' Boogie

qmark1. Why isn’t Cassidy as large as lil wayne?
2. Is plies the southern LL Cool J?
3. Who punched Asher Roth?
4. Why did he punch Asher Roth?
5. Can Lupe Fiasco drop a bad album?
6. Does Pres. Obama and First lady Michelle use the N’ word when alone?
7. Will the Lions curse their future by drafting Stafford over Curry?
8. Will Dikembe Mutombo actually retire after this season?
9. Has Reggie Bush seen “The Tape”?
10. Is that the reason he’s with her?
11. Who is Nas’ barber?
12. Wouldn’t u rather watch an eye surgery than the San Antonio Spurs play ball?
13. If the inside of your nose stinks, how could u tell?
14. Should a blind person own an iPhone?
15. Have they started casting for the 2nd season of For the Love of Ray J?
16. Who would have thought Bad Boy would have lasted longer than Death Row?
17. Do women that wear thongs get irritated when they get wedges in regular panties?
18. Am I the only one who thinks Flo’Rida doesn’t sound like Nelly?
19. Why does gas shoot up 15 or 20 cent at one time but drops a penny or two over a few days?
20. Why don’t online schools offer online graduation ceremonies.
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21. Why do humans take a dump instead of leaving a dump?

She know she lying…..kinda……..

Posted in P.U.S.S.Y. with tags , on April 23, 2009 by YunginThaFlyOne


“First off, female ejaculation is no myth–it’s as real as the nose on your face. But how do you tell if it is truly ejaculation????”

Okay, I told myself I wasn’t gonna have any involvement in these P.U.S.S.Y. post, I refuse to share stories of my past and present private adventures. As time elapsed and one of my fellow authors continuously urged me to (maybe to have someone else in hot water with him if it ever came to that), and I seen the response the previous posts got I said EFF IT!!!….anything for more hits right?? So I began to ponder on what to type about…..how could I deliver something interesting and keep specific information private? Only one thing could come to my mind……ummmmm……SQUIRTING, medically labeled as female ejaculation. Three or four times a week I find myself and others discussing this ish, either in story form or arguing the million dollar question…..IS IT SECRETION OR IS IT URINE, simply said piss.

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For the past 2 or 3 years I say, squirting has become a hot thing in the porn industry, you can find your neighborhood favorite slores such as Jada Fire……Pinky…..Flower Tucci and a few others soaking up the movie set. So like any other thing in porn…normal people such as yourself and I want to bring it to your sexlife. I must admit in the beginning I was borderline obsessed with it. I figured my skills wasn’t at peak if I couldn’t create this event with me and my current girl at that time. I watched the squirt 101 vids, went to my source of knowledge for everything in the world…wikipedia. It even frustrated me more when my homeboy told me he cud make it happen on demand basically…so years go by no luck.

Then as of recent it finally happened. Like I said I will not give details for my reasons, plus its irrelevant to my point. So in my moment of glory I mentioned it to another homie of mine, and this dude responded “NIGGA U GOT PISSED ON!!!!!!”. Like any other black person I replied “Nigga you hating!!!!”. Now I’ve had discussions before about it being piss and every woman argued its cum, so I came to the conclusion that I would side with the ladies. You would figure they would know if their having a strong orgasm or pissing right???!!!……wrong..well they right and wrong. According to a website(http://www.empowher.com/news/herarticle/2009/02/27/female-ejaculation-myth-or-reality) I went to their site and it stated that when a female ejaculates it released thur the same passage as her piss. So basically when she squirts its carrying small amounts of piss also……………..this is scientific info…..Damn.

So in my mission to chase waterfalls I’ve been literally pissed on..now I’m pissed off!!!….Damn….Holla.

SHE SMASHED THE HOMIES!!!

Posted in P.U.S.S.Y. with tags , , , on April 22, 2009 by TheChoosinOne

After watching that episode on For the Love of Ray J where Danger talks about fucking one of his homeboys it brought back some old memories so I thought this would be an interesting blog to discuss.

I’m not going to go into details about my situation but I dated a chick who had smashed the homie(s). I knew about it and still dated her thinking that it wouldn’t be right to hold that against her because it was the past. BOY WAS I WRONG. Needless to say we didn’t last and that was that. Now I know i’m not the only nigga in America who has been in that situation (some of the authors on this blog site can relate…) but it’s a shitty one to be in and ima let you know why.

You see every time a guy has a sex with a chick (or at least when i do) its sorta like marking your territory with that chick. There are certain things a nigga isn’t suppose to do and wifin up ya homeboy’s leftovers is one of them. Don’t get me wrong tho; there’s nothing wrong with smashing a chick your homeboy was/is fucking but dating her is out of the quetsion.  It’s sorta like that nigga always has a one-up on you because if yall were ever to get into an argument  all he has to say is “Thats why I fucked ya girl nigga” and you instantly will be sonned and a fight/shootout could occur shortly after. It also makes it uncomfortable because niggas like to talk about what chicks have done to them and if you start talkin bout how ya girl sucks your dick from the back your homeboy will prolly be thinkin yea she’s great at it too lol. I’ve never been in convo like that wit the homie who smashed my chick but I have been that nigga who smashed a chick that another one of my homeboys wifed and im thinking to myself “Yea your girl can really ride a dick”.

But one thing that i’ve found interesting is that a chick will get wifed up by a nigga who her homegirl has smashed. I’ve had several conversations with some of my homegirls about this and they really didnt see it as a problem. I guess since they were the ones getting fucked and not doing the fucking then there’s less of a power struggle, I don’t know.

But yea I just wanted to touch on this subject a bit and hear what you guys think about that.

Until next time keep it playa.

TheChoosinOne

Sumthin a lil different….Chester French-Love The Future

Posted in Music on April 22, 2009 by YunginThaFlyOne

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Chester French is a Pop Rock/Hip Hop group thats signed to The Neptunes Star Trek label.

Chester French-Love The Future Click Here

Liquor + Hornyness =…..Confusion.

Posted in P.U.S.S.Y. on April 20, 2009 by TheChoosinOne

 

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Alright I’m back with another another P.U.S.S.Y. blog for the readers. Once again let me state that the time periods of these events have been altered to protect the innocent and the guilty. *QUICK WARNING* This blog IS LONG AS HELL but you will find it interesting. Let’s proceed.

One Friday night my homegirl who I have known for many moons comes over to chill and kick it with me. We had been conversing earlier that week on random shit (we do this a lot since this is my homegirl/close friend) and we set up Friday to just chill you know. Well later on in the week I get a text from her asking if it would be ok if she spent the night since she would probably be staying late. I told her thats cool (but in the back of my head i’m thinking damn, we bout to be fucking). One thing you gotta realize is that we never have had sex but we talk about sex all the time on the phone so I’m thinking this is the night when it finally goes down.

She arrives to the crib around 10pm in pajamas and i’m looking at her in a whole new light (I had been drinking a little bit right before she got there so i gotta buzz going on in full effect). We order some pizza and just chatting about random shit. I ask her what she wants to drink naming orange juice, coca-cola, or some liquor. She then states “What kind of liquor do you have?”

Jackpot!!!!!!

It just so happens that I went and purchased some 99 oranges earlier that day (for those who dont know what it is it’s a sweet liqour thats 99 proof. enough said.) I told her that I got this new kind of liquor and that she might like it since its sweet. She said cool and we began taking shots of it. I’m a pro at taking shots so I know i’m not going to feel a damn thing anytime soon but my homegirl; we’re at two shots and she’s starting to wobble lol. We take one more shot and i tell her lets hold off for now on the drinking so we can let these settle in you know. So at this point my buzz is a lil stronger but hers; this chick has the glass over eyes and sweatin like she running a marathon lol. I’m just gettin on her about how lightweight she is and we’re having a great time. After her buzz comes down a lil she says she wants to go lay down in which I agreed to, of course. So we’re in the bed and I pop in a movie ( I dont even remember what it was my mind was somewhere else) and within 5 mins of the movie we’re going at it. I start to take her clothes off and she stops me in mid-track and says those words that a nigga NEVER wants to hear; “My period is on”. I looked at her like yea right and she pulls down her panties to show me tha string hanging out; my dick was limp in like 5secs. 

So now i’m a lil pissed off because I was looking forward to that pussy and she came over here, asking to spend the night, and knew she was on the rag. So now I had to resort to plan B: that mouth-and-lip service. So I begin to start kissin on her neck, around her breast, on her stomach just trying to get her as horny as I can without touchin the cooter. So after about 15mins of just gettin her as sexed up as i can she reaches down in my boxes, pulls out my dick, and gives me that slow slow head. She’s licking up the side of it, down the middle, flicking her tongue on the tip, showing a nigga some real head game love lol. She does this for about 6mins and stops to come back up and give me a kiss. PAUSE. Now i know my dick and balls were clean I had took a fire ass shower right before we got into bed, but one thing i dont like is to kiss a chick immediately after my dick has been sucked. So I politely told her as she’s coming in for a kiss “how are you going to kiss me after u just sucked my dick?” She looked at me and starting laughing but i could tell she was a lil hurt by it; Oh well. So we start flirting some more during the night and she sucks my dick about two more times before we both (mainly me) got tired and fall asleep ( She refused to suck my dick till I came so I took an L that night).

She leaves in the morning and i’m left thinking wow my good friend jus sucked my dick. Cool beans.

So later on that day I get a text from her and she stated this “Last night was fun but we cant ever do anything like that again”. WOW.  So i’m texting her back different things tryna get her to change her mind cuz i’m tryna come over to her spot the minute her period is off to finish the job you know. The last text she sends me is this “If we have sex I know I it will change everything and I don’t want to be another chick you’re fucking. We are friends and I want it to stay that way”.

I’m confused. The night before you sucked the life out of my schlong and the next day you don’t ever want to be in that situation again? Maybe she has stronger feelings for me than I thought. Maybe it was the liquor. Whatever it was it definitely left me with confusion.

Until next time keep it playa.

TheChoosinOne

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