Tha Lime Light

Disclaimer: I truly think that Lil Wayne’s music is dope, for the most part. I’m not anti-Weezy nor do I strongly dislike him as a person. I just have some issues with the self-proclaimed “Best-Rapper Alive.” Let’s dive in.

1. He kisses another man he’s not related to. I have a very close relationship with my biological father and I’ve never kissed him. Especially not on the lips. How is this not gay? It’s huge to think that a homophobic genre like Hip-Hop would be willing to accept this behavior from one of it’s crownholders.

2. He’s always on 2Pac’s nuts but ‘Pac isn’t even in his top five. He scratched Pac out of his top five and replaced him with Bun-B. I have no problem with that, but I think he’s just praising Pac because he knows its “safe” to and he’s trying to capture the hearts of the hardcore 2Pac fans.

3. Lil Wayne always illustrates the fact that he was shot, but never goes into details about the shooting. When were you shot Wayne? What happened? Or most importantly, who shot ya? Dwayne Carter shot Lil Wayne. The young brother shot himself with his mother’s pistol. The young rapper was playing with his mommy’s pistol in the mirror when the gun discharged and he shot himself in the chest. Fact! But I guess rappers don’t gain much street credibility for divuldging such details. He’d rather you believe that he was in a shoot out with some real California Crips. Which brings me to number four.

4. What grown men get rich and successful then decides to join a gang. Fact: Lil Wayne had no Blood affiliation prior to his success as a solo artist. So, does Baby wait until he’s well into his thirties or possibly forties to declare his blood affiliation? Can u please set a better example for our youth. See Jay-Z.

5. Trying to be too lyrical can have it’s drawbacks. For example, “I own the swag supermarket, and you, you’re just a bag boy.” Just wack.

6. Lil Wayne is obviously a very talented and intelligent but sometimes he seems to dumb his entire persona down. Why? I have no clue.

7. Auto-tune! Lil Wayne, could you please stop the over-use and abuse of the “T. Pain effect” on your vocals? I’m sure most of his audience has forgotten what his voice actually sounds like. It’s so redundant and downright played out. Get ya own style, “Best Rapper Alive.”

8. And last but not least. If every heterosexual man in America is not mad at Lil Wayne for anything, be mad at him for allegedly getting Lauren London pregnant. Fag!

What Blood rocks a blue bandana?

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